So you are going to be reading A LOT of these "you know what I hate?" blog posts. or for those that know me very well, my 100,000 pet peeves. Maybe its my low threshold for tolerance,or that fact that I'm easily annoyed and have very little patience, but i have a LOOOOOOOOOONG list of pet peeves that seems to be getting bigger and bigger the older I get...
So lets start with 2 things I REALLY hate...
1) whistling. I HATE when people whistle. Its Ear Abuse, quite frankly. What's the point? That's why songs have words. So that you can sing them. No need to whistle or hum. Humming is whistling nasty, "que tu pintas aqui" cousin. Whistling is neither chipper nor soothing to you or those around you (emphasis on "those around you".) Its very bothersome and most people do not have whistling rhythm. Also, please don't try to whistle Beethoven's symphony. You are not a walking orchestra. Or also, Jamie Foxx's Gold digger. It sounds SO much better when the original artists do them.
And while we are on the topic of music, there's no need to sing out loud. That's why God and the good people at Apple, invented ipods with headphones. I don't want to hear you sing and I certainly do not need to hear you a) sing over your ipod or b) hear your music through your headphones. Really?! Are you deaf?? or just cheap because you cant buy good headphones. I do not want to be on a morning commute listening to Lil Wayne on the way to work. Not really my morning jam. And coming from uptown, I definitely do not want to hear any form of reggaeton blasting from your headphones to my sensitive ear. Its criminal. Indecent Music overload should be fined!
2) I know several people, and by close I mean family members, that insist on collecting key chains. Not one or 2, but like 13 of them. And they only hold one key. Really??! Is this because you are an avid key chain collector?? or because you need to find your keys in your Guess bag??? It's plain stupid. No one needs more than one key chain. Do you really need Betty Boop key chains, flip flop key chains, furry ty babies key chain to hold your one house key??? Next time I see this chotchky violation, I will personally peg you with all your tacky key chains.
Thanks for letting me blow off steam. I could scratch those two pet peeves off my list. Only 234,446,678 left on the list!
Here's to you. Here's to me.
HaHaHa yea we know you have 1000000 pet peeves... Don't we all??
ReplyDeleteBut this topic has made me laugh especially because of peeve #2.... I am sure NONE of you know this, but I feel I have to confess something to you all... especially you Kata (Even though we talk all the time, I am SURE you don't know this)
Although I have 1 keychain holding my house keys together... I do have a keychain collection... haha! YES a COLLECTION!
My parents traveled ALOT when we were growing up!! and they would bring my older siblings shot glasses from the places they visited, but what do you bring a kid... LOL so they would buy me key chains.
Then as the "collection" got larger these travel keychains became a thing with my family. I would get them for birthdays, xmas, or w/e... These poor keychains now just sit in a box in my closet and every now and again someone gives me one from where they have been or because it reminds them of me.
I want you to know I DON'T buy them for my own collection unless I am on vacation and it is in someway special (which never happens because they are usually plastic tacky airport ones) I haven't been able to bring myself to toss them or donate them, but anyways... thought this was a funny yet kinda embarassing thing to share... =)
PS- I counted them once and the count was at like 170 or something like that... LOL =( i know it's bad... Does anyone else collect anything?
as long as they are in a box and away from plain sight, i forgive you adri p!!!!!!!
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