Do you fancy a game of Squash? - Baby Buccio Update- Week 29.

Hi guys and dolls!

Apologies for the delay in update! But my computer is under the weather and I'm writing to you from my iPhone. So I apologize in advance for any Ebonics you may encounter. The iPhone made me do it!

Let's talk about Maya! I'm officially 29 weeks ( 7 months and a week) and Baby is the size of a squash and almost 3 pounds in weight! She's getting so big and in turn my belly is looking like a hot air balloon. I seriously don't know where else this belly is supposed to go. My doctor says out but I think she's a liar. Her Harvard degree doesn't fool me.

Speaking of belly, today I ventured to target in el barrio to try on some bathing suits for my babymoon. I' ll call it a "misadventure". It wasn't as fun as I would have hoped! I mean, I guess I still look decent enough for having swallowed a whole sporting goods store but trying to find a bathing suit top to fit my ginormous funbags, was no dance party. Not to mention that fitting room mirrors should be reserved for the funhouse at the fair. So unforgiving.

I've gained 21lbs so far. I'm at 132 with 10 weeks to go! Food is my best friend but the pregnancy insomnia that has creeped up on me in my third trimester is my annoying nemesis. Now, I'm a modern day sleeping beauty. I covet my sleep. It's as sacred to me as the Holy Spirit. And falling asleep at 3am watching bad VH1 reality shows and outdated infomercials that look like they were taped in 1986 with really bad hair is not my idea of shut eye. So I told my doctor about this and I was hoping she would prescribe some good ol' fashion wine but I wasn't that lucky. I got benadryl instead. Boring party favor. But overall, I'm feeling great and getting more terrified and excited as the due date nears. I keep having these obvious epiphanies that this baby has to come out somehow. That whole stork brings the baby story? Not real. Faker than Pam Anderson's cleavage. So either I have to push this baby out ( eeek) or get cut open. Whatever the method, I'm still undecided.

I'm headed to Miami this weekend for Christmas but more importantly, my Miami baby shower! I am so excited to hang out with my friends and family and to celebrate Miss Maya with some of the favorite women in my life! It's going to be spectacular thanks to some phenomenal sisters God has blessed me with!

Hope you enjoyed my update! I have attached a hot centerfold of me in the target fitting room ( lets we if I figure out how to do! ) for sheer entertainment. Please don't judge my super rad tube socks.

MILF in training,

Kata